Call me a grammar purist, but I was taught that nouns should act like nouns and verbs like verbs.
Apparently, that’s far too limiting a concept, as nouns are increasingly encouraged to masquerade as full-fledged verbs.
I suppose life as a mere person, place or thing isn’t nearly as dynamic as that of a carefree action word like “jump” or “sashay.”
I’ll be first to acknowledge that it’s far more efficient to “Google” something than to “conduct a Google search.” And it’s way cooler to “Skype” with a friend than to “engage in a video conference call.”
But it’s a slippery slope, folks. If we’re not careful, we just might find ourselves facing a full-on syntax free-for-all.
Case in point: a recent press release whose headline stated that the company wanted to “obsolete” cash registers. Now why in the world is this once-proud adjective stepping out of its zone to demand some action of its own?
Think it may be time to call in the Grammar Police, before we slip into complete word anarchy.
So who wants to join me in restoring some order to our lexicon?
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Some old-school preaching from Schoolhouse Rock.