At first I thought it was junk mail. It had that mass-mailer look and bore the logo of AT&T (an entity known to distribute its share of direct marketing pieces.)
But then I noticed those two magical words on the envelope — “Accounts Payable” — and my eyes lit up with dollar-sign dreams.
Might I have overpaid one of my bills or earned a generous rebate, I wondered?
I tore open the envelope with reckless abandon and discovered the icy truth: it was a check for .01. That’s right, one penny. A single Abraham Lincoln.
These clowns spent many pennies to print and mail a check to me for a single penny.
Given that I receive two separate invoices from AT&T each and every month, I have to wonder why they didn’t just deduct a cent from one of my next bills.
Maybe they were afraid I would have demanded a full cash payout instead.
Apparently, my logic is different from that of AT&T, as I will not be spending many pennies in gas to visit my local bank and cash my silly little check.
I will, however, drop it into my silly little recycling bin. Seems like the most responsible thing to do.