TV Programming Has Gone Haywire – And Isn’t It Magnificent?

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As a young boy, I could count my home entertainment options on three fingers: ABC, CBS or NBC. Those were the Big Three networks that served up the TV shows I – and most other folks – cared about. When my buddy Greg convinced his parents to subscribe to a new universe known as HBO, I looked forward to spending the night and enjoying an endless stream of (mostly R-rated) films. The universe was truly my multiplex -- at least when Greg … [Read more...]

Pearls of Wisdom from Dwight Schrute?

Dwight Schrute

Why Rainn Wilson Shuns Happiness…and So Do I I never thought I’d learn life lessons from the likes of Dwight Schrute. But alas, that relentlessly annoying character from NBC’s The Office is played by a rather thoughtful and likable fellow named Rainn Wilson. And RELEVANT magazine recently featured him in a surprisingly touching cover story. What struck me most from the interview were Wilson’s comments on happiness, a state we … [Read more...]

Call Me (anything but) Maybe

2013 New Year's Resolution

You must have lived under a rock if you managed to escape Carly Rae Jepsen’s 2012 breakout hit “Call Me Maybe.” This catchy ditty quickly escalated into a pop culture phenom that spawned scores of clever parodies. Co-written by Jepsen herself, the lyrics tell the story of a coy girl sharing her phone number with a boy she just met and inviting him to call her (maybe). In the throwaway world of pop music, the song struck a collective … [Read more...]

Are You Stronger Than Your Resistance?

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About a month ago, a ton of us made proclamations to lose weight, kick a bad habit or become an all-around better human. The dawning of a new year always seems like the most opportune time for making personal commitments we hope to keep. An estimated 40-45% of American adults make annual New Year’s resolutions, yet studies show only 20% of us actually keep those proclamations. That means four out of five people fall flat on their … [Read more...]

Gender Wars: The Battle for Thermal Dominance

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'Tis the season to be steamy. That is, if you're a typical red-blooded male seeking to peacefully co-exist with a typical uber-chilly woman. Such thermal inequality was in full force during my annual Christmas pilgrimage to the motherland (Ohio, land of my mother). Mom, of course, was perpetually frosty, in direct contrast to my absolute stuffiness. Navigating this duality required some creative ingenuity on my part: closing the … [Read more...]

Living in a 20-Minute Time Warp

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This year marks the 20th anniversary of my 20-minute lapse in judgment. That’s when I first set the clock radio in my bedroom a full 20 minutes fast. And while the clock radio has been replaced by a slick Bose Wave Radio, the 1,200-second time warp endures. I must have read about it in some productivity article or self-help book as a way to trick my mind into thinking it was running behind schedule. To a recent college … [Read more...]

I’ve Got a Catch Phrase…How ‘Bout You?

Stop My Catch Phrase!

I find it amusing whenever I observe that someone has a favorite catch phrase. You know, it’s one of those personal buzzwords/phrases that (s)he involuntarily favors and repeatedly inserts into conversations. Sometimes it’s a simple filler word, as in "um" or "like." Often it’s a more full-fledged anchor phrase, a la "Quite frankly." One of my co-workers (let's call him Frank) loves to insert "sort of" into every verbal nook … [Read more...]

Why I’m Still Spooked by Butterfingers

Razor-laden Butterfinger?

For a sweet-toothed male like myself, Halloween remains a highlight of my fall season. I love candy and sweets as far as the eye can see. Yet the holiday also evokes some remnants of trepidation – and not because of the ghosts, goblins and witches wandering the neighborhood. You see, my prime trick-or-treating years took place during the 1970s, when stories of treat tampering ran rampant. Caramel apples and popcorn balls (two of my … [Read more...]

Hello, Mulva?

Celeste? Gipple? Mulva? No, Delores!

One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes is the one where Jerry starts dating a woman whose name he doesn’t know. His only clue: she discloses how tough it was growing up with a name that rhymes with a female body part. So, he and bumbling buddy George brainstorm some possibilities: Celeste? Aretha? Gipple? Bovary? Finally, they settle on Mulva, as they can’t think of anything more plausible. After a series of failed attempts to … [Read more...]

The Great Window Illusion

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I remember when I first discovered how deceptive the notion of privacy could be. It happened during a nighttime game of hide-and-seek with my neighborhood pals. I was scurrying in front of my house in search of a suitable hiding place when I noticed I had a crystal-clear view into my kitchen. Bright light streamed out the large windows, beckoning me (and anyone else in the vicinity) to take a look around. “That’s weird,” I recall … [Read more...]